I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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