Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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