it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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