Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
