Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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