Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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