come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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