Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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