ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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