Define "chronic" masturbator.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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