A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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