Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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