Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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