So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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