I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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