I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
someone owes me an orgasm
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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