So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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