this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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