it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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