is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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