S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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