Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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