It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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