Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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