Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
