Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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