I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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