Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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