have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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