My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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