were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
