Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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