mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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