She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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