Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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