But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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