If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
