Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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