He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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