Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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