doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
