We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
