What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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