$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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