Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
