Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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