have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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