i barfeds in our rink
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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