My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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