so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Please don't give away my fajitas
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