Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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