i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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