Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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