I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
