Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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