talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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