There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wish i was in the wii world.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
