It was confusing and full of hummus
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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