why im i the only drunk person in the library?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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